Alan P. Scott, husband and father, is currently a resident of Portland,
OR, in the heart of Ecotopia. He is not related to the Green Lantern,
despite their similar secret identities. He is, however, sometime author
of twisted fictions that have appeared to mild acclaim in such prestigious
locations as the Usenet newsgroup talk.bizarre, various student annuals,
and the amateur press publication The Recent Future.
Two-fisted Jesus Tales,
by Matt Marchese and Alan Scott.
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"I've always been backward on morals, but I do know how to dress appropriately for any given occasion, and that's more than half the battle." -- Thorne Smith, The Stray Lamb (1929)
"Notwithstanding the above, Mr. Scott remains unindicted."