J.C. Polkinghorne is a student at The Culinary School of Kendall College in Evanston, IL, and the person behind Hermoine Bracelethead's Helluva Kitchen. When not at school, she's trying to make her two children eat their sweetbreads and not shave the birds. Again.

Favorite color: Sage

Favorite Quote: "They used to call me Speedo but my real name is Mr. Earl."