I am not currently occupied by anyone other than myself.
I am a carbon-based entity living on the surface of the
third planet out from Sol. My political location falls
in the Commonwealth of Virginia, a de facto member of the
United States of America. Frequently I speak to cats.
When I was a much younger, smaller carbon-based lifeform
I wanted to be a teacher as my occupation. Later, as a
medium-sized carbon-based lifeform in adolescence, I
became occupied with the urge to mate with a certain
cheerleader with large mammary glands.
Both aspirations are as yet unrealized.
More writing by d. page can be seen at
http://www.omnet.com/~page/writings/
Favorite Color: grey
d. can be reached at
page@boutell.com.
